About Me
🪪 My Background
I didn’t take the straight path—and that’s exactly why I can help you navigate the messy middle.
I started in drafting and design, moved into utility construction and emergency dispatching, ran point on multi-million-dollar residential properties, launched multiple businesses, flipped houses, coordinated chaotic family schedules, and still managed to make birthdays feel like movie scenes. I’ve been the office manager, the project lead, the cleanup crew, and the one whispering the winning move from behind the curtain.
Over the years I’ve built:
- 💼 Startups from a scribble into income
- 🏡 Real estate deals with luxury client experiences baked in
- 🌍 Travel and event plans that feel personal, powerful, and Pinterest-worthy (without the burnout)
- 🧨 Systems that make chaos look like confidence
And yes—I’ve done it all while being the fixer, the planner, the one people depend on to pull off the impossible. Quietly. Efficiently. With flair.
Now? I turned that into Off the Limb™—a multi-branch empire where your chaos gets curated, your life gets leveled up, and your wins feel effortless (even when they’re not).
I don’t just manage details—I shape outcomes.
🦋 The Real Me
I’m equal parts chaos and control—think clipboard in one hand, tequila in the other. I’ve been the go-to for friends, bosses, and complete strangers when life hits the fan, and I’ve made a career out of making other people look like they have their sh*t together.
I believe in gut instincts, bold moves, and owning your weird.
I like deep conversations, fast decisions, and wildly overdelivering.
I don’t do fluff, but I do believe magic happens when a plan is tailored so well, it feels like fate.
I’ve learned to thrive in high-pressure moments because I’ve lived them—survived them—and turned them into blueprints. Now I help others turn their “what the hell do I do?” into “holy sh*t, I pulled it off.”
You won’t find fake perfection here—just clever solutions, secret weapons, and a planner who actually gives a damn.
I’m not everyone’s cup of tea. I’m more like espresso and a gut-check with glitter on top.
💘 Things I Love
- Dopamine dressing and dive bar tacos
- Planning things I’ll never post about
- Chaos that somehow ends in a perfectly timed win
- Real talk > small talk
- Black clothes, big dreams, bold plans
- The sound of someone saying, “Wait, YOU planned this?”
- Unapologetic ambition
- Side-eye humor
- Main character moments for other people
- Helping someone pull off the unthinkable—quietly
- Driving playlists with villain energy
- A solid spreadsheet and a wilder backup plan
- Turning a random idea into an empire
- When someone says “I didn’t know where to start” and I get to fix it