You dream it. I build it. You take the credit.
Planner. Fixer. Vibe curator. Your secret’s safe with me.
You dream it. I build it. You take the credit.
Planner. Fixer. Vibe curator. Your secret’s safe with me.
🌳 Explore the Branches
💼 OTL Hustle Lab™ - Income, Ideas & Systems
Business chaos meets big ideas.
I help you launch side hustles, fix your operations, name your thing, or turn your “WTF do I do next?” into something that makes money.
📎 Strategy • Branding • Funnels • Startup Plans
🌪 Off the Limb™ - Chaos & Adventure
Real-life adventures for real-life chaos.
Surprise trips, bold weekends, healing missions, dopamine dates. You show up. They think you did it all.
🎉 Events • Escapes • Celebrations • Comebacks
🖤 OTL Supply Co.™ - Merch That Hits
🔹 Chaos Concierge Plan™ - Merch That Hits
Apparel for the wildly functioning, dopamine-deprived, and beautifully chaotic.
T-shirts, kits, and gear that match your mood and your mission.
Get it. Wear it. Own it.
🖕 Tees • Kits • Chaos Merch • Moody Extras
🔹 Chaos Concierge Plan™ - Merch That Hits
🏡 Barefoot Luxe Living — Real Estate Experience Reimagined
🔹 Chaos Concierge Plan™ - Merch That Hits
Life feeling like a sitcom with no laugh track?
Book this if you need a day, trip, party, or experience built to fix your funk. I handle it. You look like the legend.
🎉 First step: 30-min call.
🌀 Then: Get the plan or hand me the reins.
🔹 Control Concierge Plan™ - Merch That Hits
🏡 Barefoot Luxe Living — Real Estate Experience Reimagined
🏡 Barefoot Luxe Living — Real Estate Experience Reimagined
For the business owner, burnt-out hustler, or “WTF am I doing with my life” operator.
We talk. I build your next move—launch, system, brand, structure.
You get peace, clarity, and results.
🏡 Barefoot Luxe Living — Real Estate Experience Reimagined
🏡 Barefoot Luxe Living — Real Estate Experience Reimagined
🏡 Barefoot Luxe Living — Real Estate Experience Reimagined
I’m not just your agent—I’m your vibe curator from contract to close.
From luxury tours with spa day energy to custom gift experiences and concierge-level closings, this is real estate without the burnout.
I make impossible plans look effortless. You just show up and shine.
MELISSA
Little Bit About Me
🌿 My Experience
🌿 My Experience
🌿 My Experience
I’m Melissa—and I’m the woman people call when they’re stuck, spiraling, or out of steam but still want to look like a f*cking legend.
My experience is a cocktail of chaos and control:
📍 I’ve led operations for construction crews, managed multi-million-dollar properties, run logistics for luxury real estate deals, and planned events that
I’m Melissa—and I’m the woman people call when they’re stuck, spiraling, or out of steam but still want to look like a f*cking legend.
My experience is a cocktail of chaos and control:
📍 I’ve led operations for construction crews, managed multi-million-dollar properties, run logistics for luxury real estate deals, and planned events that ranged from boardroom to bonfire.
📍 I’ve built businesses from scratch, consulted on launches, flipped houses, created travel missions, and kept multiple clients’ lives running while they took all the credit.
📍 I’m also a licensed Texas realtor with Barefoot Luxe Living™, where I bring the same white-glove, behind-the-scenes strategy to the world of real estate.
💼 My Skillset
🌿 My Experience
🌿 My Experience
- High-stakes logistics & project management
- Creative problem-solving that doesn’t require a mood board
- Business naming, branding, and side hustle strategy
- Travel, event, and chaos planning that’s anything but basic
- Concierge-level gifting, styling, and client experience design
- Real estate marketing, staging, and luxury closing coordin
- High-stakes logistics & project management
- Creative problem-solving that doesn’t require a mood board
- Business naming, branding, and side hustle strategy
- Travel, event, and chaos planning that’s anything but basic
- Concierge-level gifting, styling, and client experience design
- Real estate marketing, staging, and luxury closing coordination
- Making you look like you totally had it all under control
🚀 My Goals
🌿 My Experience
🚀 My Goals
To be the fixer, the planner, the ghost-genius that makes your life (or business, or relationship, or reputation) hit harder—with zero burnout and all the credit going to you.
Whether you’re launching a business, trying to pull off a personal win, or just need help pretending you’ve got your sh*t together—I’m your person.
Let them think you did it all yourself. I’ll stay behind the scenes. Loudly.